I was strolling over to Borders for in search of the latest issue of Terrorizer when I came across this book at the "3 for the price of 2" table:
I had no choice. Plus, there's praise from Stephen Colbert right on the cover. I was completely justified in succumbing to the purchasing urge.
No Touch Monkey. That could be a new catchphrase. Let's try it out and see what happens.