Childhood Revisted @ 10:37 PM ET

Driving home after a wedding out East on the Island.
Rain. Traffic.
Back roads are opted for.
In the headlights a rabbit scampers across the road.

HUSBAND: Did you see that?
WIFE: Yeah.
HUSBAND: Know why he suddenly ran across the road?
WIFE: Why?
HUSBAND: He was stapled to the chicken!
WIFE: ....
WIFE: ...I can't believe I fell for that.

And the unvierse slowly re-aligns itself, and continues on as before. All is right in the world.