The Outlook War

In the end, it would take almost 40 hours for the smoke to clear enough to allow the emergency vehicles enough visibility to sort through the wreckage and look for any survivors.  But I wasn't hopeful: it was a long and bloody battle, and if history has taught us anything, it's that Microsoft is loathe to leave anyone alive to tell the tale...

And that, boys and girls, is a rough summary of event and their effect on me after I was, finally, "successfully" migrated from Lotus Notes to Outlook at the office.